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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood."

The second vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood, too."

Then the third vampire says,"I'd like a pint a plasma."

Then the bartender says,"OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods and a blood light?"