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1) You smell more like your dog than he/she does.

2) You put your hand in your jacket pocket and there's dog treats inside.

3) You put your hand in your other jacket pocket and feel a plastic bag (stoop & scoop).

4) An exciting afternoon is going to the pet-store to by your dog a new toy.

5) You haven't been to a certain store in a while because of their 'no dogs allowed' sticker.

6) Your most recent greatest achievement is having taught your dog to roll over or sit or lie down or what-ever you're currently working on.

7) You put more thought into your dogs diet than your own.

8) Your child/children do something really good and you automatically say 'gooood boy/girl'.