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A lawyer from New York goes on vacation & wants to go down south to do some hunting.

While he was looking for something to shoot he sees a duck flying overhead. He shoots the duck & it lands on the next property.

He climbs over the fence to get his prize. A farmer who owns the property that the duck landed on comes by on his tractor & tells the lawyer that since the duck was on his land it belonged to him.

The lawyer tells him that he is a high profile lawyer from New York, and that if he doesn't give him the duck he would file charges against him.

Well the farmer tells him that because the lawyer was in the south laws are different. The farmer tells the lawyer that things are decided by the 3 kick rule.

To which the lawyer asks what is the 3 kick rule?

The farmer tells the lawyer that the 2 of them take turns kicking each other 3 times til someone gives up.

Being in the south the farmer tells the lawyer that he gets to kick first & the lawyer agrees.

First the farmer kicks the lawyer in the stomach. The lawyer doubles over. The second time he kicks him in the butt. Which stands him up. Then the farmer kicks him in the groin.

After a short time, the lawyer composes himself & tells the farmer its his turn, to which the farmer says,...

"Awwwwww forget it you can keep the duck."