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One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were out window shopping, when they came across an old mysterious head shop.

The three girls went inside, and went up to the counter where a strange old woman was standing.

She looked them over, and asked the girls if they wanted to see something that would interest them. The girls, who were curious, said yes.

Then the old woman pulled out a very old looking jar.

The old woman said to the girls, "This is a magic jar, you whisper something you think is true into it, and if it is true, something really GREAT will happen.

BUT if it isnt true..... POOF!! you'll disappear off the face of the earth."

The redhead said she would go first. She took the jar and whispered into it, "I think I'm the most glamorous girl in the world."

POOF!!!! The redhead disappeared.

Then the brunette said, "Let me try I don't lie." She took the jar and whispered, "I think I'm the brainiest girl in the world...

POOF!!!!! she disappears.

Then the blonde says, "Well let me try. She took the jar and whispered..

"I think.. POOF!! she disappeared!!