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Sometimes stays in bed till after 4 am.

In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

Shows up at barn raisings in full "Marilyn Manson" makeup.

When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to alternative!."

You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

He's wearing his big black hat backwards.