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One day an old lady was boarding a plane to visit her daughter in California.

After she got seated, the stewardess walked by and told her to take her headphones off because they were taking off soon.

The old lady assured her that she would be fine, but the stewardess, getting angry now, went up front and got the Captain.

He told her to take the headphones off, but the old lady still wouldn't budge.

The Captain had no choice but to confiscate the headphones from her. As he walked away to put them somewhere safe, he put the headphones on, and heard "Breathe in, Breathe out."

Uh-oh!