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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette got stuck on an island. The blonde kicked a tin can and a genie came out.

He said, "I will grant each of you one thing to survive." He asked the brunette what she wanted, and she said, "Food!"

He asked, "Why do you want food?" She said, "So I won't die of hunger."

He said, "Your wish is granted." He asked the redhead what she wanted.

She replied, "Water!"

He asked, "Why do you want water?"

She said, "So I won't die of thirst!"

He agreed, and granted her wish. Next he asked the blonde what she wanted.

She answered, "I want a car door!!!"
Puzzled, he asked "Now Why in the world would you want a car door!?"

The blonde responded saying, "If it gets hot, I can roll down the window, Stupid!"