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A truck driver who was already having a bad day, was driving down the highway, when a car driven by a blonde cuts him off right before a stop light.

The truck driver was furious! He honked and honked till he got her attention, and told her to pull over.

The blonde pulls over, gets out of her car, and asks what the problem is.

He drew a circle with chalk on the road, and said, "I want you to stand right there in that circle and don't move!" and she does...

The trucker goes into his rig, gets his knife out, and goes up to the blonde's car and starts destroying her seats...

As he goes back over to the blonde, she has a smirk on her face.

Even more angry now, the trucker goes into his rig, and takes out his beat stick.... goes back over to her car and starts busting out the windows....

This time he goes up to the girl and she is just laughing hysterically.

Confused and extremely angry, he asks her, "What on EARTH is SO FUNNY?!! I just destroyed your car and you've been laughing the whole time...."

The blonde just giggles and says, "Everytime you turned your back away from me, I stepped out of the circle!"