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"Steve, I had a dream last night that we died and went to hell!"

"Damn Roy! What happened?"

"Well, we were miserable needless to say. I went searching for the devil to see if there was anything
that I could do to get out of there."

"Go on Roy, what happened next?"

"I found the devil and begged and pleaded. The devil thought for awhile and then told me that I had to find the ugliest, nastiest woman in here and have sex with her and then he would consider releasing me."

"Did you do it Roy?", asked Steve.

"Absolutely! I found the skankiest whore in there, did the deed and found the devil."

"Before I could even tell him that I did it, I looked over his shoulder and there you were...with a knockout!"

"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!" said Steve

"So I was furious! I asked the devil, 'why did I have to do the
the nastiest bitch in here to get out and you were with the best looking woman in hell'."

Steve said, "Well dude, what can I say? If you've got it you got it"

"Oh no", said Roy. The devil told me she was just trying to get out too!"