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Jo muddas so fat she broke a branch off the family tree.

Jo muddas so poor she told your little sister santa died.

Jo muddas so stupid she saw a sign that said "Airport Left" so she went home.

Jo muddas so ugly when her dad saw her for the first time he went to the zoo and shot the stork.

Jo muddas so fat when she stood on an electric scale it said "To be continued...."

Jo muddas so fat when she sat in the ocean the whales started singing "We Are Family"

Jo muddas so greasy she sweats crisco.

Jo muddas so greasy the Texaco buys oil from her.

Jo muddas house is so small I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone.