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A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic.

"The old fool," she thought, "I knew I should have left them in the basement!"