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Yo mama's so old her birth mark says expired!

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu!

Yo mama's so fat the National Weather Agency has to name her farts!

Yo mama's so stupid she went to the superbowl with a can of soup and a spoon!

Yo mama's so fat she has to wake up in sections!

Yo mama's so stupid on her job application under education she put "Hooked on Phonics"