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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all about to be sent into the desert for an experiment.

They each will go out alone and with only one thing, except the clothes they wear for 4 days.

After being allowed to think about what they would each take, they were called in front of their drill sergent one at a time.

The redhead went first.

DS: Well what are you going to take?

RH: I'm goin to take an umbrella to shield myself from the sun.

DS: Good, you may go.

A couple hours later the brunette was called up.

DS: What will you be taking?

Br: I'm goin to take a watermelon, so I will have food and drink from it.

DS: Good, you may go.

A couple hours later the blonde was called.

DS: What are you going to take miss?

Bl: I'm goin to take a car door.

DS: Why on earth would you take a car door?!

Bl: In case I get hot when I'm walking, I can roll down the window.