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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said,
"Lady, it's your air freshener!"