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Alright, A blonde was late for work so she hopped in her car, popped it in reverse and quickly rolled out of the driveway.

Well she wasn't looking and she hit another car. And the man in the car jumped out all furious yelling at the blonde.

"OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE HOW STUPID YOU ARE! I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DRIVE AGAIN!" Said that Man. "NOW YOU STAND ON THIS MAN-HOLE AND DONT MOVE UNTIL I TELL YOU!" He exclaimed.

SO she did and he went over to her car and started beating the crap out of it.

He was kicking dents in it and just going off and the girl started to laugh.

He looked over and she stopped and then he went to his car and grabbed a bat. He started bashing all the windows in and putting even bigger dents in the car.

The girl started laughing even harder this time. He looked over again and she stopped.

By now the man was pissed so he got some gas and put it all over the car and lit it up. The whole car bursted into flames and blew up.

By now the girl was on the ground busting up laughing. So the man goes over and says:

"What the hell is so funny?"

The girl replies with:

"I stepped off the man-hole 3 times and you didn't even see me!"